Jill+Sam=Jam.

Jill and Sam
Yeah they make jam
They put bread and peanut butter on their jam
Cuz it was made by Jill and Sam
They put undies in their jam
The undies belong to Sam
But Jill wears undies too
They were also in the jam
The undies did not belong to Sam
That crazy little superguy
Ate some jam cuz he likes Jill and Sam
Allison’s Best Friend Prinze Jr ate some jam
Cuz he didn’t want to eat Jill or Sam
When I swallow it makes funny noises in my ear like Jam
I hope it never happened to Jill or Sam
Life Saver licking contests taste like jam
They were invented by Jill and Sam
I had a moose and on it there was jam
I got it from Jill and Sam
They like strawberry jam
Cuz Jill calls herself Sam
They make cheese flavoured jam
Jill found it in the hair of Sam
They put hair and fuzz on their jam
But Jill has to ask permission from Sam
The doctor hit me on the knee with a hammer and told me the gooey red stuff was jam
My doctors name wasn’t Jill or Sam
My undies tasted like jam
Said Sam
Jill and Sam put ham in the jam
When you stick Sprite up your nose it tastes like jam
I learned this from my sister Sam
Clinton and Bruce eat hair off the jam
Jill asked them to visit Sam
Jill put Sam in the jam.


Mara and I wrote this when we were kids... I can't remember if we were in grade 5 or 7... 7 would be embarassing but probably more accurate. What the hell is wrong with Jill and Sam? And who the hell would even consider eating that jam!! Undies, hair, fuzz, cheese, ham... SAM?! What the fuck. What. The. Fuck.