badass bitch.

love her so much.

excitingness.

Yup. That's me. Good ol' Yukon Cornelius. The one and only thing I know regarding the Yukon. That and that the area code is 867, I think I blogged about that once.
Well, as a conclusion to my now second annual frantic search for a summer adventure to minimize my own pathetic-ness slash prevent me from sitting on my ass and making smoothies in Montreal all summer, I got myself a job in the Yukon. It seems like a terribly obscure and hilarious place to go, mostly because, well, it kind of is. But I'm really stoked. I just have no idea how to dress out there. Or how to act. But I'll figure it out. It will be awesome and Canadian and ridiculous. Yay!

art matters.

Art history is so interesting! I could just listen to people talk about it and learn about it forever. I learned a lot of cool things about post-modernism last week and I think it's fabulous. I want to know all.

back to blog.

I have been majorly neglecting my blog. For a handful of reasons, obviously, none of which are very valid. My personal favourite: "It's been too long since my last post! Anything I say will be irrelevant now!" What's funny is that this implies that a) my posts were ever relevant and b) that anyone actually reads them.* Another goodie was: "Maybe I like tumblr better!"** There are a million others, but the only truthful one was that I was too busy worrying about whether or not I had anything to say, to say anything at all. Classic.

In other news, I just turned 22, which has obviously prompted yet another existential crisis. What I'm agonizing over today specifically is my apparent lack of valid accomplishments. I won't go far too into it right now, but I kinda figured out a wishy-washy way to phrase all my apparent failures so that they sound vaguely like accomplishments. (Hint: I used the word "learned" a LOT.)

Right now my roommate is listening to music that makes me want to kill myself, so I've locked myself in my room with some solid punk. Goal for 22: listen to more punk. Some more goals for this year include being productive, deciding what I want to with my life,*** blog more, and actually figure out whether or not I can write.**** Plus a handful more, but I'm kinda bored of thinking about it for today.

Actually, I'm just kinda bored of thinking in general today.

* neither of these statements are true.
** this is not true, either.
*** no pressure.
**** I don't want to know what you think.